So this guy is spending his first day in prison, and he's understandably not happy about it. His cellmate looks at him and says, "Hey, this place isn't so bad. It's actually quite easy. Do you play pool?"
The new guy nods.
"Well, every Monday we have Pool Night. We get the pool table out and we all have a tournament. Do you like PIZZA?"
The new guy nods again.
"Well, every Tuesday, the wardens send out and we all have a couple of slices of PIZZA for dinner. Do you like to watch football?"
"Yeah," says the new guy, cheering up now.
"Well, every Wednesday, we get the big screen TV out and we watch the night's big football match. Do you like gay sex?"
"No!" says the new guy.
"Oh well," sighs his cellmate, "you're not going to like Thursday."
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